Friday, 29 May 2009

Most Pretentious Communication Of 2009

I received this email yesterday. The punctuation and capitalization is all theirs.

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My favourite part is the third paragraph, the one about word clarity.

1 comment:

mythusmage said...

They made it quite clear they know nothing of clarity. Bet the author got As in freshman rhetoric. :)